news14:

tezdroid:

cocorosco:

archus7:

vanillacandybat:

ohaialy:

karkatvaginas:

sparklingrainbowdrinker:

redlark:

antonio-smexyass:

ohhicas:

toonqueen:
A piece of paper with my schedule on it.
Rhinox statue. I’m screwed with it hitting me at 5 mph

My pillow.

ALL OF MY TEXTBOOKS

Cupcake paper

lamp

pillow
YUSS

the wall
ouch

a pillow? man youre lucky!..
.. a really heavy lamp.. o,o

My phone
Pretty damn fucked.
1000 ways to die # 999: Phone-tapped

Not very,considering that object was a feather..xD

my Squall Leonheart figure? considering it has a pointy gunsword: pretty fucked.

Backpack… damn
 

news14:

tezdroid:

cocorosco:

archus7:

vanillacandybat:

ohaialy:

karkatvaginas:

sparklingrainbowdrinker:

redlark:

antonio-smexyass:

ohhicas:

toonqueen:

A piece of paper with my schedule on it.

Rhinox statue. I’m screwed with it hitting me at 5 mph

My pillow.

ALL OF MY TEXTBOOKS

Cupcake paper

lamp

pillow

YUSS

the wall

ouch

a pillow? man youre lucky!..

.. a really heavy lamp.. o,o

My phone

Pretty damn fucked.

1000 ways to die # 999: Phone-tapped

Not very,considering that object was a feather..xD

my Squall Leonheart figure? considering it has a pointy gunsword: pretty fucked.

Backpack… damn


 

(Source: thecityliesthebullshitsmiles)

  1. freedancespirit reblogged this from pit-stop-at-mount-doom and added:
    A super soft blanket on a chair. Would the blanket hit me or the chair?
  2. bemusedwiththeworld reblogged this from obvious-biases
  3. whenyou-cantsleep reblogged this from officer-nipples and added:
    My phone. :c
  4. marley93 reblogged this from chatterboxrose and added:
    TV’s remote control… Fucked.
  5. doomdiva reblogged this from diddlebiscuit and added:
    A small couch pillow. Thankfully my dog is not next to me this time.
  6. diddlebiscuit reblogged this from lokisangelwithashotgun and added:
    My boyfriend. I think I just got laid.
  7. martin-septim reblogged this from toast-a-saurus and added:
    A pair of dirty socks. Not fucked at all.
  8. crystalklk reblogged this from campbells-chicken-and-stars and added:
    I’m sorry Kathryn but I laughed so hard at that. Umm… my couch. Oh crud.
  9. paperraine reblogged this from alister-dokimuth and added:
    …A filling cabinet.
  10. cyrusdavyrus reblogged this from mrsmashadams
  11. lemoncakelesbians reblogged this from pit-stop-at-mount-doom and added:
    An empty crisp packet. I think I’m pretty safe.
  12. mrsmashadams reblogged this from youandmrsjones and added:
    My stove…smh damn
  13. richie281 reblogged this from youandmrsjones and added:
    A fucking COMPUTER??? Well damn…
  14. foreverking8 reblogged this from cajuncolabottlecandy
  15. snizzydoesit reblogged this from youandmrsjones and added:
    Lol a styrafoam cup….. I’m good
  16. pit-stop-at-mount-doom reblogged this from baxtavius and added:
    A blanket. I think I’m good.
  17. fuckeryandwoozles reblogged this from fiftyshadesofmacygray and added:
    Andrew and a lamp. Pretty sure I’m dead.
  18. fiftyshadesofmacygray reblogged this from baxtavius and added:
    23 oz. can of Arizona. That’s gonna be a dent in my head. :(
  19. baxtavius reblogged this from imma-kitty-meow and added:
    It was Emily. I don’t want to say anything else or she might feel insulted in some way.
  20. ab0minabl3twat reblogged this from bunneh-girl and added:
    The 46” t.v ow..
  21. bunneh-girl reblogged this from a-koi-fish and added:
    Stairs D:
  22. weltreisender reblogged this from news14 and added:
    Backpack… damn
  23. thegreensanitarium reblogged this from news14 and added:
    OH FUCK IT’S MY BEDPOST
  24. news14 reblogged this from blindlysighted and added:
    my Squall Leonheart figure? considering it has a pointy gunsword: pretty fucked.
  25. olitiger reblogged this from thatskidding and added:
    the wall…..fuck
  26. everybodykickleah reblogged this from piippujalka and added:
    FUCKING DESK FUCKING METAL DESK GOD DAMMIT
  27. tanehineri reblogged this from gravykins and added:
    my bed i died a comfortable death and lived a fluffy life
  28. ragnarsforge reblogged this from paper-jam-dipper and added:
    My couch. Shit.
  29. paper-jam-dipper reblogged this from rollerskateking and added:
    my guitar fuck!
  30. crunchynutcase reblogged this from tehstripe and added:
    A desk. FUCK.
  31. rollerskateking reblogged this from tehstripe and added:
    a piece of paper. well maybe I’ll get a really bad paper cut but I’m ok
  32. tehstripe reblogged this from arthoniel and added:
    ^ I’m sitting next to itsakatieclearly I feel bad for the both of us.
  33. tangledin-blue reblogged this from arthoniel and added:
    A test tube full of dangerous chemicals….I am all kinds of fucked…
  34. arthoniel reblogged this from fiammettarey and added:
    A person. How’d she even get to be going 100 mph? But yeah, I’m pretty fucked.
  35. bubbleguppies reblogged this from ophiuuchus and added:
    my foam shark that would still hurt
  36. ophiuuchus reblogged this from dandetuna-captor and added:
    A candle in a glass jar ow
  37. dandetuna-captor reblogged this from teeming-with-souls and added:
    my cough drops… lol.
  38. fynnfish reblogged this from saintlybell and added:
    A blanket. Phew.
  39. zero-saito reblogged this from seleneokiku and added:
    DVD Shelf….better that than the door or TV and nightstand.
  40. latinfordead reblogged this from arrowsarekindamything and added:
    my hardcover, thousand page British Literature book…
  41. trapped-in-sanity reblogged this from kiddoskrunch and added:
    My left hand… damn.
  42. lods-ofe-mone reblogged this from kochokoi and added:
    My dad. INSTANT DEATH FROM 10mph. VAPORIZED AT 100mph. HEEELP